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Oh hi there. I'm Matt. I'm 21. New York City. Straight. In a relationship. Muser, web junkie, improvisational pianist, fledgling guitarist, and a goofy motherfucker. My interests include Muse (the band, fool), video games (Zelda, Mario, Smash Bros, Bioshock, Halo, and more), internet memes, music, science fiction, nature, animals, space, movies, and probably more. I also like The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys. This Is Where I Answer Anons Now

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22 July 14

Anonymous said: have you had sex yet?

We’ve been apart for 7 months, what do you think?

Posted: 4:34 PM

Anonymous said: Is it true you had your lower ribs removed so you could suck yourself off? That's wild dude!! How is it? I've been considering the same thing

No dude that’s crazy. I don’t need to have a rib removed to do that because my dick’s like 13” long yeahh boiii

Posted: 4:33 PM
Brisbane? More like Brisbae

Brisbane? More like Brisbae

21 July 14

Anonymous said: ZETAS

That’s so two years ago

19 July 14
Plaaaane’s here. Now just 2 more hours until I get to be on a plane for 16 hours #ohgod but it’s #worthit (at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport)

Plaaaane’s here. Now just 2 more hours until I get to be on a plane for 16 hours #ohgod but it’s #worthit (at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport)

Tags: worthit ohgod
Posted: 8:35 PM

Yo guys I know I haven’t been updating much, but I’m on my way to see Jess and we’re so excite. Waiting in Dallas/Fort Worth airport to get on the dreaded 16 hour flight to Australia. This will be a true warrior’s test. Idk what I’m saying. Anyway, can’t wait to see bae

17 July 14

Reblogged: jamielovesmuse

Posted: 7:48 PM

kyrstin:

discipleofkreia:

seekingmybeloved:

badreputations:

golden-gang:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.

This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.

WHAT

THE

HECK

I love this girl.

THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET

Reblogged: formerdoll

Posted: 7:45 PM

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

Reblogged: tomkirk

Posted: 7:40 PM

you guys have no idea how happy i am that weird al has a new album out. believe it or not, he was my first musical obsession

Tags: no shame
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh
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