AboutOh hi there. I'm Matt. I'm 21. New York City. Straight. In a relationship. Muser, web junkie, improvisational pianist, fledgling guitarist, and a goofy motherfucker. My interests include Muse (the band, fool), video games (Zelda, Mario, Smash Bros, Bioshock, Halo, and more), internet memes, music, science fiction, nature, animals, space, movies, and probably more. I also like The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys. This Is Where I Answer Anons Now
guys I don’t think you understand
do you remember that audio post that said “*recites the second law of thermodynamics then drops the bass*”
and how they made an audio for it and it was this woman reciting it to a dubstep song
that’s a real song
by a famous band
let me explain you a thing
holy crap when did this get notes
let me explain you another thing
If only I could experience this whole lulzy situation all over again
I kind of miss the days when I was really active on here. I was a dumbass tho lol
Lbr tho I still am
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
I’m so obsessed with mlg montage parodies lately. How did I not know about this trend until only relatively recently
Anonymous said: I ship you with iamthepizzaslut
I can’t believe I’m still getting these over a year and a half later
Anonymous said: I just got a girl from Australia named Jess as a passerby on Pokemon and sent her the Prize Money O power, was it your GF?!
Probably not, as she doesn’t have Pokemon, despite my insistence. What city was it?